Stanley's cup! I couldn't believe it was nearly over. WE couldn't believe it was nearly over! Day 4 was the time we see Matt's hands and the painting begins and ends.

But first, some bargain vanilla goo pastries.

We needed the contents of the box again! I reached for it with both determination and panache.

Here they were...

The sacred paints.

The paints were easy to remove from their carboard casing.

But I just hated that cardboard so much!!!

The little pottles of paint were trapped behind a plastic shield of destiny! Or was it a shield of fate. Maybe they are the same thing.

I couldn't do it. The Office Task was cancelled for the final time. I found a knife and used this to carry on.

Hell yizzle.

With the paintos came a tiny bristle tool to apply the coloured goo to the plaster we had created. But hold on! There are two models! And only one brush?! We couldn't possibly paint the models individually it would cost time bwahahahh!

Our beloved supplier Tesco came to the rescue with their wonderful go create brush set for only 99p of our budget.

There was an elaborate twine system holding the brushes in place to make them a more attractive concept to potential buyers, but we were already a buyer so why wouldn't they go away!!

Oh but when they did... My god.

The supplies were prepared. But don't you dare think we're going to paint just yet! You would have an idiot brain to think that ahahaha IT'S NOT TIME!!!!

In case your idiot brain had forgotte, there are two plaster doctor who? models, and two sets of arms ready to decorate them. Jesus christ.

The darlick was attempting to vapourise the room again but we didn't mind

I sat admiring our perfect work thus far. But knew a tough decision had to come. Who was going to paint which plaster doctor who? model?

We would each roll 5 dice, whoever rolled the highest total would be the owner, painter and worshipper of the sacred tardiss, the more desirable of the two.

I (James) rolled first. The entire Office Task depended on this.

I'd rolled a pathetic 76p. It was not looking good. Matthew had the smile of kings and Gypsy cat had the nose of a saint. Now Matthew would roll.

Matthew rolled a staggering £1.03!!! It was hard to believe but true!!! Matthew would paint the tardiss!

I am an honourable man and heartbroken. I handed it over. I could only pray Matthew would treat it with the respect and glory it deserved.

And I was stuck with the bloody Darlick.

Day 4 was a very long day!! Let's split it into two days!!! Coming very soon the details of how we painted the plaster etc!!!